Ok, so when my son was little I did a lot of rocking and walking and singing to him to get him to sleep. I got bored with the usual songs, so I started changing the words and making my own variations. One such variation stuck and I sing it to him just about every night. For reference, the nickname I have for him is Stinkerbutt. Why? 'Cause have you ever smelled baby poop? 'Nuff said.
So, at the risk of totally ruining any image I might have, here's my song. To the tune of "You are my sunshine":
You are my Stinkerbutt
My little Stinkerbutt
You make poopies
Twice a day
You'll never know dear
How much they stink
'cause we throw
those diapers away.
Yep, that's definitely one that will prove humiliating when I sing it during my toast at his wedding. ;)
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*sniffle*
ReplyDeleteYou are the best daddy ever. Love you.
Well, that is just as sweet as can be.
ReplyDeleteNo way I'm taking any more of your guff on Twitter. You're just a big old softie!
And yes, I said "guff."
What?
That's very sweet.
ReplyDeleteYou and my husband would have a great time making up songs together. He thinks every song can be improved with some butts and some poops!